Bahamas

[Tina]

A chain of 700 islands in the Caribbean Sea that was claimed for Spain in [1492], but switched back and forth between British, Spanish, and Pirate rule between 1648 and 1783, at which point it became a colony of Great Britain. The Commonwealth of The Bahamas became independent on [July 10th], 1973. A beautiful land of hot Bahama-mamas, relaxing reggae remix, partying all night long, and the smell of [papaya] in the air.

[Couch Potatoe]

A country consisting of an archipelago off the southeastern coast of Florida, part of the West Indies; population 388,000 (estimated 2015); languages, English (official), Creole; capital, Nassau.