Chauss out

[Jason Yan]

to [spaz out] in a specific way: spreading your lips so that your teeth are fully exposed, then flailing random parts of your body as to release energy that needed to be expelled. there are different levels of [chauss]. the first of which involves pointing your fingers and flailing your hands. the second and third are very much alike; with one of them you bear your teeth and hold your hands out to the side of you while [tensing] every muscle of your body, and the second state is to happily [gyrate] your pelvis while doing so. there are high level chauss contests that involve rapid combinations of all known chauss techniques. these should not be attempted by anyone except for those that have achieved the chauss sage level, in doing so [harmonizing] with their buffner.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CONCEPT OF [CHAUSS] IS RAPIDLY EXPANDING, AND THE FOUNDERS (IAN AND NATHAN) WOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THE CHAUSS IS SPREADING ITSELF LIKE JAM ALL OVER THE HEARTS OF THE YOUNG AND OLD AND THEIR BUTTHOLES.