Cokes

[Little_Girl]

Extremely thick-lensed eyeglasses, commonly worn by nerdy, socially awkward people. If you look straight at someone who is wearing [cokes], it appears as if their eyes are either larger or way smaller than they actually are. This is due to light [refraction] through the deep glass. Popular in decades past, eyeglass technology has come far enough that no one needs to be [subjected] to it anymore.

[Vania]

a solid, grey substance that is burned as a fuel, left after coal is heated and the gas and tar removed