No contest

[Luis Fok]

No contest in Boxing. A decision made by the referee to end a fight if he feels that the competitors are not giving their all, or if he feels that the fight has been fixed.

[Becky]

Usually used when [comparing] things in a funny way.

One item is so [vastly] superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.

Or that both items are equal and therefore the [funniness] is gone and the term becomes more literal.