Quadricycle

[Dave Paprocki]

The best and most confusing relationship that you will ever have. It occurs when a guy dates a girl within a close [circle of friends]. She then brings her two close girlfriends into [the relationship]. This sounds great as the singular male in the relationship, but in reality, you are expected to provide support for all members of the relationship in the form of food and wine with no added sexual benefit of the extra female members in the relationship. One of the benefits [is that you] will have a group of three women that have been described as a handful harassing you. Constantly.

[Monty]

A four-wheeled cycle.