Oberon

[Sarah]

The king of the fairies, and husband of Titania or Queen Mab.Shak.

[Sarah]

A michigan brew damn good shit

[Sarah]

(astronomy) The second-largest satellite of Uranus, discovered in 1787 by William Herschel.

(mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Wieland's Oberon.

(urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.