Rigatoni

[Gregory]

Pasta in the form of short hollow fluted tubes.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

An [Italian guy] named [Anthony] that can [rig] the shit out of anything he touches.

[Dave Paprocki]

If you don’t like [rigatoni] Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste [the noodle] like rigatoni I’ll tell you what [Mario and Luigi] are like Gordon Ramsay but Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni oh my God I make the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth

[Dianne]

[Rigatoni] is the best [noodle] you will ever have in your life you will always love [rigatoni] and fall in love with it if you don’t like rigatoni I will shoot you in the head and you are a [disgrace] to the earth and a disgrace to the Italian culture

[Luis Fok]

[literally] [meaning], [right on]

[Sarah]

A large, grooved pasta. Rigatonis ridges and holes are perfect with any sauce, from cream or cheese to the chunkiest meat sauces.

[Greta]

a type of pasta in the shape of tubes with lines on the outside