Corkscrewed

[Sonia]

Banging a chick while your dehydrated [turtle head] poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal [slurry] of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the cork and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the [cum shot] blast her vaginal walls.