Necrophilic

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A necrophillic is an intelligent person who uses the free enviornmental method of recycling.
They make use of dead and deceased carcus to sexually arouse themselves.
There are [Pros and Cons] of being a necrophillic
Pros:

Recycle dead bodies
Work with a proven effective method of safe sex (The other person isnt even alive!)
Get turned on and have sex for FREE
About 300 years worth of people to choose from
Save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have sex
A chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
You get a free Hello my name is <XXX> and I am a Necrophillic badge when you join the National [Necrophilic] Nice-guys associaton
Cannot contract ANY sexually transmitted diseases!
If you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
[Virtually all] dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take anal, and do anything you want them to!

Cons:

Might get haunted by dead people (see [Silent Hill])
Not a [good alternative] if you want to start a family and have a baby
Might have some trouble putting body parts back together
Might find dud bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
Cannot have sex with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. Well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
Cannot guarentee that if you are a heterosexual that you will be able to determine the sex of your dead body
Hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. For example [Grave Digging] tax, Grave opening Tax, Grave lifting and maintenance Tax

[Sommer]

A [person] who [rapes] corpses.