Cardigan

[Sarah]

A slang word used by hippies, tree-huggers, and a select few unnaturally awesome human beings, to describe an event (usually an outdoor adventure) in the most preposterous, beastly, epic way.

CARDIGAN can also be broken down to describe 73.9% of the average hippie's vocabulary:

C-ool

A-wesome

R-adical

D-ope

I-cey

G-narly

A-ce

N-autical

[Magaret]

a piece of clothing, usually made from wool, that covers the upper part of the body and the arms, fastening at the front with buttons, and usually worn over other clothes

[Cami]

A knitted sweater fastening down the front, typically with long sleeves.

[Kit]

A fancy looking sweater that opens in the front like a jacket and [buttons] like a coat. It is typically [warn] by men who are either gay or they are [totally straight] but they want to appear gay so they can make friends with super hot chicks that are out of their league.

[Luis Fok]

And when i felt like i was [an old] cardigan, you [put me on] and said i was your [favorite]

[Britney]

[The bush] style a woman sports when she leaves the pubes alongside her labia in their natural state, which gives her [vulva] the appearance of a open [cardigan sweater].

[Tanya Shivari]

a [younger] women who [hangs] around [older men]