Southlands

[Lizzy Liz]

A small, academically gifted school im [Chorley] summed up by Southlands.
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised [Channel 4] hasnt created an Educating Southlands. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you cant get free drugs, youll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it [Jeremy Kyle] worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year [6s] losing their virginity on [taster] day