Drowsy schiavo

[Tanya Shivari]

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), [bulldogging] a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because oneside face will have the same [blank expression] as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her [feeding tube] removed when their body is discovered.