Punts

[Jessica]

[Punts] is a [multi] purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of [punts]. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or [questioning].

[Gregory]

a long, narrow boat with a flat bottom and square ends, moved by a person standing at one end and pushing on the bottom of a river with a pole