Beach contractor
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The prepared beach-goer. Usually a large group of people, beach contractors can usually be identified by their large beach tent, excessive amount of drink [coolers], towels, volley-ball net, and meat. Beach contractors spend just as much time setting up their tent, [hauling] their equipment from the car, and packing it [all back] in as much as they actually enjoy the beach. Beach contractors often come out on weekends, and stay for the entire day.
Maybe people dislike the beach [contractor], because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.
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