Rapido

[Jason Yan]

More properly defined as Rapido, The. Literally, The Quickly, The Rapido can most closely be described as an intimate procedure like [drilling for oil], hitting the oil, but still going.
Use of The Rapido can have cataclysmic consequences, not least among which is a sense of violation by those upon whom The Rapido has been employed. The Rapido has been blamed for the tsunamis which yearly [devastate] the Pacific, the Gulf War, the [Ford Pinto], and Jersey Shore.

[Britney]

With rapidity, at a rapid tempo. Also as adjective: played or performed rapidly.