Snark
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Use of sarcasm or malice in speech. Commonly found in the LiveJournal community. also snarky, snarkiness.
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n.
- Biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.
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verbal ingenuineness that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing. snark is often marked by deep creativity
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A creature defined in Lewis Carrolls The Hunting of the Snark. Decribed as those creatures that have feathers, and bite, and those that have whiskers, and scratch.
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smart ass remark
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The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a sweet tasting flesh.) The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these rumors are unfounded.
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one who creates awkward moments, for their own pleasure.
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(n) A cigarette, in particular a marlboro red.
(v) The act of smoking said cigarette
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The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boars Crossin in Carlsbad, California. Youve been warned.
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critical comments that are made in order to hurt someones feelings; a comment of this type:
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