Nineteenth base

[Magaret]

[Nineteenth base] is when you bite someones balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching [the TAs] areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, [kinematics] and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because youre a naughty boy.