Infinite improbability english

[PussyCat]

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with [spellcheck] turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard [enhancement] like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in [The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy] and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.