Constipated

[Ernesto]

Affected with constipation.

[Julene]

When youre [full] of [crap], and you [dont give a shit]

[Kit]

(of a person or animal) affected with constipation.

[Dave Paprocki]

When you mentally [have to] go [poopie], but you cant [physically] go poopie.

[Raeanne Dimick]

1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like [giving birth] out of your ass.
[3-] [Hurts like fuck].
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.