Simonist

[Michiko]

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, [and Simon] receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the [ins and outs] of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also [the chipmunk] who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ ” individuals.