Name definitions

[Couch Potatoe]

The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.

[Donald Trump]

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

[Vania]

A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a [dating website]. Can also be employed in cases wherein [middle schoolers] wish to either [gloat] about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Things people submit on this site when they have an [unhealthy obsession] with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be [better off] on the receiving end of a loaded [handgun]