Oakland

[Britney]

City east of SF Bay, aka [tha town]. Separated into 3 parts (North, West, and East Oakland). There is no south. North Oakland is the hills. West Oakland has downtown, lake merritt, chinatown, and jack london square. East Oakland has the airport, coliseum, and the zoo. [Deep East] Oakland is where you can find the sideshows, people actin a fool and gettin hyphy, goin [stupid doo doo dumb] retarded, smokin perk and chewy, sippin on some heem or yak, and slappin hard in they box chevs.

[Becky]

An industrial port in California, on the eastern side of San Francisco Bay; population 404,155 (est. 2008).