Electrician

[Sarah]

An investigator of electricity; one versed in the science ofelectricity.

[Sarah]

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.
Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.
Other Attributes:
Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).
Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day Stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .

[Sarah]

During the day, a person who runs cables through walls. By night person with severe drinking problem who sits on his but expecting others to entertain them

[Sarah]

to lay a cable
also see u bend bloker or dropping kids off @ pool

[Raeanne Dimick]

A person who solves a problem you didnt know you had, in a way you dont understand, for a price you cant afford.
Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an [electrician] is.
Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, [mudders], [tapers], ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.
*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.
**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and dont fuck with each other

[Magaret]

Also known as [sparky] or fucktard.
Spectacularly retarded individuals who spend their days [pulling on] electrical cables whilst dreaming about penises.
They get the name sparky from the lack of two available brain cells to rub together and generate a fart of a spark.
[Diametrically] opposed to fitters