There are several stages of [drunkness].
Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because youre glad that youre beginning your alcohol binge.
Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may tip over.
Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.
Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a [sloshing] feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.
Hammered- Youre sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.
All fucked up- You have reached [the trifecta] of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!
So drunk you act sober again- [Rinse and repeat].