Candiru

[Julian]

A minute, slender catfish of the Amazon region, feeding by sucking blood from other fishes and sometimes entering the body orifices of mammals. It is notorious for its occasional habit of entering the urethra of human bathers.

[Couch Potatoe]

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of [other fish]. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude [bathers] in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back [lodging] it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

[Tanya Shivari]

A fish that lives in [the amazon] and it can swim in your penis when you pee [in the water] and Dont try and [rip it] out cause it will devover you dick