Satinism

[Sommer]

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... [Satin]. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but [SATIN]. The church of [satin] is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. Itd be the next best parody religion to [pastafarianism].