Pigmentally challenged

[Agnes]

[Paler] than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a [polar bears] toes during a blizzard in [the North Pole] in winter

[Agnes]

A nice, [big way] to say you are [white ass] all [hell].
If person is unintellegent enough hell be confused and angered.