Constipation

[Dave Paprocki]

Act of crowding anything into a less compass, or the
state of being crowded or pressed together; condensation.

[Little_Girl]

when youve [gotta go], but youre [ass] [says] no

[Kai]

The act of not being able to squeeze a [terd] out it is probably just as bad as [having a baby], results in horrible [cramps], possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

[Kit]

The state where [taking a shit] is hard and it [hurts] [like a mother fucker]!

[Donald Trump]

The whole [reason] that [laxitive] companies [make money].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

When you want to go [poopy], dream about going poopy, and [pray to] go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
[antonym] of diarrhea

[Justin Bieber]

When the [train] wont [come out] of [the tunnel].

[Oralee]

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole [sideways]. [Laxatives], [Metamucil], and enemas help. Enemas suck

[Julene]

The inability to relieve oneself of a brown baby. The opposite of [diarrhoea]. The thing that killed [Elvis]. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only [saviour].

[Kai]

A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.