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[Agnes]

a mysteriously popular forum for professional sharks to fob off underperforming investments onto gullible amateur investors- particularly targeting the elderly and mentally [incompentent].
a media outlet for stale news that has circulated through wall street and already been entirely priced in. see 1.
a t.v. channel where demi-literate carpetbaggers, carneys, and cockgobblers are invited on to [maunder] and prevaricate and thereby encourage everyone to throw their money away.
an [eye magnet] for bored, horny, attention-deficit disordered wall streeters