Porching

[Monty]

The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be [porched] are old bicycles, [Betamax] VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a [rare occasion] a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.

[Oralee]

Chillin on a [porch] for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking [brews], and watching the cops [roll on] by.