Fettle

[Sarah]

(verb) To modify, alter, change or touch up something.

[Sonia]

Condition.

[Kai]

To puke from drinking too much. Other drugs may be involved but it is a strictly alcohol based stunt.
It is an act that should be embraced totally and appreciated by all. If it is only a mild [fettle], as in you puke a little but dont mong, then it is recomended you keep on drinking.
In the event of someone [fettling], it is a courtesy to then sing For hes [a jolly] good fettle to the tune of Hes a jolly good fellow.
Fettles usually lead to hard [monging], passing out and periods of [forgetfulness] and general confusion.
Fettles aproach differently for different people.
Some come sudden and unexpected, most ammusing if a person has to [improvise] what they will fettle into. Favourate choices for these are sinks or buckets.
However, the worst kind of fettle will start with a simple queazy feeling in your [stomache]. The feeling will grow and before too long it will be time and you will know when it is time.
If people are not too drunk to move at this stage they will usually make a crawl for an out door spot out of the path or more traditionally a toilet.
When outdoors, bushes, bridges and rivers, for the daring, are good choices for fettle spots, however this choice lacks a mark that would be made by a straight out fettle in a public place that you would later be able to look at and say I did that
The effects of fettling whilst not being able to move are [disasterous].
Dont let people pass out in sacred rooms if you fear a fettle. Move them outside, to a toilet or stick them in a bath to bathe in their own filth, those bastads.
In extreme cases, be willing to run ahead of [fettlers] as they may be lacking the ability to lift toilet seats and open doors.

[Julene]

to fettle is to [perform] a sexual [act] on [somebody].

[Monty]

[Someone] who [pussies] out of [something].

[Tina]

To fall into a very [sleepy] or [sleeping] state, a [wasted] kind of state, often after smoking too much.

[Luis Fok]

To [resign] oneself to [defeat] in the face of little or no [obstacle]

[Tina]

to fuck.
to fuck an ugly girl.

It comes from [the steel] industry originaly, as it means [to] [scrape] the slag out of furnaces.