Pollutant

[Zipporah Schumaker]

noun

The unfortunate genetic offcut of a [push me pull you]. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known [blue movie] version rated [R18].

A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.

A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll ur tantalize?

[Dianne]

noun. An enjoyable food stuff with the consistency of [minced] banjos. A [terrine] of soldiers [ants]. specially imported from Danish caves and eaten in Glasgow street markets.

[Sommer]

A substance that pollutes something, especially water or the atmosphere.