Kraken

[Sarah]

A mythical sea beast that lived 250 years ago. He's a massive monster with tentacles, big bug eyes, multicolored skin, and a retarded wiggley smile. The absolute worst of the worst, just fucking rude, smug, good for nothing, worthless punk ass bitch. Straight up needs to see a plastic surgeon because no living creature should have such a fucked up wiggley smile. Nothing more than a shit eating, friend stealing, back stabbing, lying, cheating, sailor killing, boat tipping, fucking tentacle having freak who should get the fuck out of the ocean because every single living soul in the world despises him. Literally the dirt under your shoes that is so repulsive it makes you want to rip out your eyes and donate them to a blind person, only to kill that blind person because that shit was so down right gross, just fucking raunchy. The most ugly, white trash, baby stealing, shit eating mother fucker, just fucking sitting around all day smiling. Straight trash.

[Sarah]

A spiced rum that gives the drinker false confidence in their abilities. They will start with the rum and continue to consume various alcoholic beverages until they are forced to succumb to the darkness that is the Kraken. Few have experienced the nightmare and survived to tell the tale.
WARNING: excessive use may lead to, but not limited to one of the following results... laughing, crying, dry heaves, stumbling, slurring, quickly sitting down, laying down, falling down, violently falling down, vomiting, black outs, black heads, black people, nightmares, night terrors, bad dreams, weird dreams, wet dreams, no dreams, unwanted spooning with members of both sexes, lowered self esteem, or an unprecedented over confidence surpassed by none that will eventually lead to your demise in a foolish and regrettable way. (for other potential symptoms see Black

[Sarah]

An underwater erection, usually in a pool/social setting.

[Sarah]

Kraken: are legendary (usually sea) monsters of gargantuan size, said to have dwelt off the coasts of Iceland and Norway. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the beasts have made them common ocean-dwelling monsters in various works. (You can kill them if you have them see Medusas

[Sarah]

A beast of ultimate death and destruction that is released when called upon to deliver the final blow.

[Sarah]

The area of a womens genitalia that has seen to many penis's in the same night

[Sarah]

A creature which used to be a female but after many sexual encounters her vagina has mutated into a tentacled beast. This can be caused through mutation of STD's or through overuse of vagina.

[Sarah]

The combination of cracker and nigger. Kraken.

[Agnes]

A gigantic squid-like creature that attacks the ships of any mortal foolish enough to wander into its domain. It originated in [Norse mythology], but has become [sailing] [lore] and a unique aspect of popular culture regarding sailing ships.

[Hina Muqadas]

a huge killer dragon beast that lives in the sea, possibly [Godzillas] father. according to folklore [the kraken] was originally someones [pet gecko] and that person angered the Gods by peeing in the village fountain, so Zeus made his pet gecko grow to around 60 metres high and ordered it to kill him. alternate sources say it got trapped in a greenhouse. starred in the film Clash Of The Titans.

[Sommer]

An enormous mythical sea monster said to appear off the coast of Norway.