Scanner hound

[Kit]

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say its a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, [EMT], [Paramedic], [Sheriffs] Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few [scanner] [hounds] have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the action.
If someone you know is suffering from being a [Scanner] Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!