Carboner

[Sonia]

1. a sexual pose wherein said [Carbone] will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood [concealed] only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the [pubic area]

2. The act of being Carboned

[Rihanna]

An [erection] received by hitting a [speed bump] in a car, which shoots a [jolt] of force to the crotch, causing the erection.