Hazel blears

[Magaret]

Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.
Hazel Blears is the annoying [ginger dwarf] who is [the Labour Party] Parrot MP for [Salford], UK.

[Monty]

Present Chair of the British Labour party, or perhaps more accurately DAUGHTER OF SATAN! Overt fascist, will probably defect to the BNP if she doesnt get to be [DPM] (which she wont... or I shall [emigrate]) Either that or shell get Robert [Mugabe] to leave his wife and theyll elope to somewhere in the bible belt.