Musician

[Sarah]

One skilled in the art or science of music; esp., a skilledsinger, or performer on a musical instrument.

[Sarah]

1. A person who plays a musical instrument, composes, or conducts music as a profession.

2. Some people say that calling yourself a musician is just an excuse for not having a real job, which is bullshit. This somehow doesn't apply to people who play on professional sports teams.

[Sarah]

A male or female who can alter sound to make it an orderly arrangement that sounds pleasing and inspiring to someone who listens to it.

[Lanell]

The [modern] [poet].

[Merna]

People who play an [instrument] with enough [skill] to make a living playing an instrument (or [singing]).

[Sommer]

A dumb cunt who thinks they have an actual purpose in life, to make up for their general worthlessness and lack of motivation to actually live life with a sense of formal humanity. A musician constantly tells themselves that they will someday meet their purpose, when in actuality, they give up and work a [9-5] AM job, and [ride on] [transit] buses.