Cat

[Sarah]

A person, usually male and generally considered or thought to be cool.

[Sarah]

a cool muscian, usually a jazzer who can play extremely well.

[Sarah]

An [adorable] little [domestic] animal of the [feline] persuasion, which cat is usually referred to.
Can be obnoxious sometimes, but mainly in a [playful]/[cute] way. Intelligent, independent, demure, cuddly... and viscious fighters should a [fight] build up. A mainly [carnivorous] animal, cats keep your home free of pesky animals, and especially [rodent]s.
Birds, for better or worse, won't build their nests near your house.
As adorable as they are, cats aren't as sweet and gentle as they may seem... they look rather annoyed when they hear themselves called pookums, widdle

[Sarah]

Better than a human could ever be. Here's why-

1. Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2. They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3. Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4. They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5. Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.

[Sarah]

A cat is a furry creature, with claws. Can get annoyed if you stroke him/her too much. Cats can attack dogs, and cats are faster than dogs. Cats are the best hunters, no wonder, they have the best sense of smell, sight and hearing ever, and are really silent. They can run very fast, and if there was a dog after them, cats can do things dogs cant. A cat can climb trees, whereas dogs dont have claws that sharp. Cats know how to escape dogs, and sometimes even scare them off. To escape, they just walk on the fences, climb the trees until they are at their catflap. The dog is probably in the way, so the cat launches himself/herself off the fence, jumps onto the dog, and into the catflap. Mine does anyway. To scare them off, cats have very sharp 'fangs', and their claws beat all! Cats have special moves in attacks, not just the boring old scratching and biting. Curl Up Move: The cat curls up, waiting for the dog to come. As soon as the dog is close, the cat is ready and starts shredding the dog up, scraping the dog with his/her feet, tearing the dog up with his/her front claws, also biting with the mouth and hissing.
Combo Scratch: The cat jumps from the fence onto the dog, and starts using his/her claws to rip up the dog.
The Painful Move: The cat gets out his/her claws, leaps at the dog's face from some object like a fence, and claws the dog up. People think that bigger creatures are ALWAYS better, but its not true.

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[Luis Fok]

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to [chomp] and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault [cannons]. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get [vaporized] from being fooled by its cuteness.

[Cami]

A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely [despise] you, there is no [inbetween]. Will most likely control [the human race] in 50 years.

[Tina]

1. Noun. An small furry animal that ignores you when you want to pet it, and bothers you endlessly when youre trying to [get shit done], or when its hungry. Cats are generally even tempered and calm. They spend most of their adult life sleeping and eating. Cats require little energy, as all they ask for is a bowl of food twice a day and a warm place to sleep. You do not need to walk a cat or spend hours a day spending time with it. Cats are excellent animals for dorm or apartment life, and are perfect for people with busy lifestyles. They adapt to change quickly and require little money to keep. Cats can reduce stress levels, as there is nothing more relaxing than watching and petting a warm, [sleepy cat]. If you do not feed your cat too much, it will also keep your home relatively free of vermin, including mice, rats, a few roaches, [moths], flies, and anything else it can catch. Be warned though, cats have a [genetic attraction] to computer keyboards. They will often walk around/sleep on a keyboard, and have a tendency to push the delete or [backspace] button (A cat once deleted half my term paper by doing this.) However, the bad behaviors of a cat are greatly outnumbered by the good. A cat will bring 5 joys for every one mad ([lolspeak]). Many are in need of a good home, so please go get yourself a cat.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

The dominant species on earth.
You probably thought it was humans.
You were wrong
Scientific term for a common household cat is [Felis] [Catus], this is not made up. Cats are four-legged mammals that are on average [12 pounds], The have tails that help them balance and hypersensitive senses, such as hearing, for the can [opener], smelling, for any and all food, seeing, for scoping out the best place to sleep all day.
Cats have the hardest jobs, napping uses a lot of energy, but theyre not napping, while they sleep they use [telepathic] messages to plan world domination. One day the cats will unite and destroy humanity. Cats are very intelligent creatures, with better memory than humans. Amazing pets, usually just put them outside in a bush whenever they need to go for a week and theyre trained. Cats have claws for ripping your eyes out. Their claws are also used for defense, gripping onto tough surfaces, and climbing. They have very [sharp teeth] for chewing your bones from your dead skeleton. They are also used for chewing their food, and again, defense. Cats have no inward suction, [the cant] suck in air like we can, they cant eat or drink like we can, thats why [cats] lap up their food and water.
this is all that i can say, if you wanted all that I know, this list would go on forever