Riversider

[Jason Yan]

N. A person from [Riverside] who pretends to be a regular beach [goer], but usually only goes a few times each summer. This person is usually seen wearing pants to the beach and old-school beach clothes. He/she may sometimes be seen with a tent, an umbrella or 30 [SPF].
N. A person who does not belong on the beach.

[Julian]

A person who lives on or near the banks of a river.