Dotard

[Justin Bieber]

One whose mind is impaired by age; one in second
childhood.

[Magaret]

An old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined.

[Greta]

A cross species between on [Orangutan] and an [Oompa Loompa]. The [Dotard] is usually bred in [captivity] by wealthy families that wish to pass on their [inheritance] without having to raise an actual human. There are many similarities to a human, but you can usually tell the difference by their unique orange skin and hair. Although a Dotard has the ability to speak, they usually have a very limited vocabulary and are limited to simple words and sentences. The Dotard requires some food to survive, but the most important thing in raising a Dotard is to feed its ego. The Dotard has a very large ego that requires constant feeding. If the [Dotards] ego isnt constantly fed, it will usually resort to social media, rallies, or other places where it can feed its ego in large quantities. Another main difference between a Dotard and a human is the digestive process. Whereas a human will defecate through the anus, a Dotard defecates through the mouth by spewing shit at anyone nearby. Due to its limited vocabulary and IQ, a Dotard is only able to perform limited tasks. Some examples of common tasks that a Dotard is able to perform include the following: politics, [golfing], eating fast food and diet coke, spending daddys money, and shutting down governments. Genetics can also be an issue for future generations of Dotards due to their propensity to try and breed with their direct offspring.

[Rihanna]

(dō-tə[rd]) adjective
A word you didnt previously know [existed], but [googled] today and said, Damn, thats pretty accurate.

[Monty]

A portmanteau (blending of words) derived from the first name of the [exemplar], DONALD TRUMP, and the colloquialism, RETARD, describing the limited intellectual and emotional development of the exemplar.
i.e. (Donald Retard) Dotard
a weak, [feebleminded], delusional idiot lacking both social skills

[Dave Paprocki]

1. a : an obese, easily triggered, orange-

faced [Internet noob] who makes

sexual passes at his own daughter

b : a fascist American dictator who

lost [the popular vote], lies to America

and spends [tens] of millions of tax

payer dollars on vacations to Florida

in six months

2. b : someone getting pwned by Kim

Jon Un

[Julene]

A [Retard] that Does something that [results] in actual [consequences] for other people

[Becky]

An [aging] individual who has long lost the ability to make [rational] [sense].