Sterned

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Having a stern of a particular shape; -- used in
composition; as, square-sterned.

[Gregory]

The [realization] that you spend far [too much time] on a meaningless [internet forum], instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

[Justin Bieber]

Like owned or pwned, but only [useable] in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) [political debate].
Common [misspellings] such as Sternt, Sternd and Sternz0red are also acceptable.

[Monty]

a situation in which no matter what [you do you] cant [get that] last [piece of shit] out of your ass.

[Dave Paprocki]

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/[enforces] rules that you dont like. Derived from former NBA [commissioner] [David Stern].

[Vania]

the act of getting extremely drunk and not [remembering] [half] of [the night]