Worst wingman

[Vania]

1. one of your bros who goes out drinking with you, gets [plastered] and then proceeds to crush any chance you have of sustaining a conversation with an attractive [stranger] for more than, say, 5 minutes.

(e.g. hes scaring me)

2. that same guy about [15 minutes] later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.

(e.g. uh... go take your drunk brother home)