Slower dauphin

[Luis Fok]

Slower Dauphin is another word for [Lower Dauphin High School] in [Hummelstown], PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. theres always some kind of [disgustingness] going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they dont. People think theyre tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals dont know whats going on in the school. The football team is horrible and havent won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldnt send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to lose homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.