Paranoid

[Merna]

The condition of believing youre being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These [stalkers] ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

[The Corporation]: e.g. Microsoft
The Government: e.g. The CIA
Independant [Stalkers]: e.g. Me
Aliens: e.g. erm.. [Coneheads]?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

[Dianne]

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but its a [girl scout] trying to sell [some fucking] [girl scout cookies]

[Britney]

[A word] created by [the man] that means, when you become it, that you are [on to] him.

[Sarah]

When you feel like you have millions of [stalkers], when you think the whole world is talking about you , and you think everyone hates you. Often causes girls to take hours on hair and make up just to end up [washing] it all off and doing something way more simple just because she thinks people will think negative about her. People who are paranoid often look over theyre shoulders [expecting] to find someone or something behind them, waiting to attack, when nothing is there.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

An [illogical] fear or [suspicion] of people, companies or organizations being consciously against you, and the [belief] that they are constantly trying to get you.

[Renato]

Descriptive Noun. Fourth part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesnt have all the facts.
A [PESSIMIST] is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A [CYNIC] is a [pessimist] who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a [cynic] who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.

[Kit]

Paranoid is the title of [Black Sabbaths] second album. It is often cited as one of the biggest milestones in heavy metal. It was released in 1970 and topped the British music charts. The album was originally going to be called [War Pigs], which is a war protest song and the opening number, but their record company made them change it due to the sensitivity about the Vietnam War.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbaths best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on [Rolling Stone] Magazines list of 500 greatest albums of all time.

[Rihanna]

The [perpetual motion] act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in [flushing] of a perfectly good [stash] down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

[Oralee]

Its what happens when you [smoke] too much of [the green] [stuff].

[Tina]

Of, characterized by, or suffering from the mental condition of paranoia.