CPS

[Magaret]

Child [Protective] Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of [abuse] or [neglect] of children.

[Jason Yan]

[Cumshots] Per Second
A [sexual arousal] measuring [scale].

[Ernesto]

Cock [Punching] State-trooper. A terribly [corrupt] [officer].

[Luis Fok]

crusty pleasure [sock] That nasty old [tube sock] you [mop up] your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

[Marquetta]

Company [Paid Shit] - When you need to pass some time at work, [take a shit] and pass the time all while [getting paid].

[Tanya Shivari]

[a.k.a]. [chronic] playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme [band geek].

[Gregory]

[CPS] or [Covert] [Phone Sex]:
Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

[Hina Muqadas]

Cheap Plastic Shit - The [staple] of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. [bottle caps], [pens], plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

[Donald Trump]

[Competent] Person Syndrome. Illness afflicting [competent] persons when working in an environment composed primarily of incompetent people. If others become aware of the competent persons abilities, the competent person will usually wind up being assigned more and more work. This will be a compliment of sorts, in that it will be recognition that the competent person is much better at his/her job than any of the [slack-jawed] simpletons otherwise [populating] the organization. However, [burn-out] and fatigue will ensue for the competent worker, as will resentment that the dimwits get paid the same amount for doing significantly less work. Thus, flare-ups of CPS are to be avoided by carefully meting out competence so as not to too harshly overshadow the achievements of others.

[Raeanne Dimick]

[Casual] [Party] [Sex]