Bertram

[Marquetta]

(bʉr′trəm)
n

One that is believed to be a lightweight, but who can actually drink a considerable amount of alcohol, due possibly to ancient Chinese secrets or the fact that he is an android.

One that sighs in disgust and refers to people as fool or this idiot.

One that has the ability to interface with computer systems to make them work more [efficiency], or has [herculean] capabilities when it comes to [menial] computer tasks such as typing, data-entry, or removing viruses obtained from porn torrents.