Barnacle

[Sarah]

Any cirriped crustacean adhering to rocks, floating timber,ships, etc., esp. (a) the sessile species (genus Balanus and allies),and (b) the stalked or goose barnacles (genus Lepas and allies). SeeCirripedia, and Goose barnacle. Barnacle eater (Zoöl.), the orangefilefish.-- Barnacle scale (Zoöl.), a bark louse (Ceroplastescirripediformis) of the orange and quince trees in Florida. Thefemale scale curiously resembles a sessile barnacle in form.

[Magaret]

1. A small marine organism with a shell that [clings] to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or [scab]
4. An exclimation used by [Sponge Bob Square Pants] meaning shit or fuck

[Dave Paprocki]

A slut or a person who has [multiple] sexual partners. Biologically [speaking], a barnacle can mate with multiple partners at the same time through the use of [tentacles].

[Tina]

Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your [misery] by talking your ear off about the most [inane] [shit you] can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.

[Sarah]

Car Sales: A person with bad credit who is unable to get a car loan. A total [waste of time]. Too many of these customers in a month will sink the month, just like too many [barnacles] [on a boat] will sink that boat.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a [ceiling]. [Bonus points] if the semen [dangles] from the ceiling and stays there.

[Dianne]

The word used to describe a person whom [waits] until the very last second of a [conference call] to make their [presence] known

[Greta]

A person who desperately looks to [latch] themselves onto a pre-existing group that does not wish to [expand] [the group].

[Cami]

Noun - A [clingy] significant other, or person in general giving [unwanted attention] and closeness. May be used as a general derogatory term for [whoever] a person is dating.

[Merna]

A marine crustacean with an external shell, which attaches itself permanently to a variety of surfaces. Barnacles feed by filtering particles from the water using their modified feathery legs.