Faceplant
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Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.
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Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.
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An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.
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The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.
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When going to anal someone and pushing their [head down] [too far], making them doing a faceplant into the [pillow] and suffocating. -
During a sport your feet cant [keep up with] your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When [skating] you land on an angle and slip trip or [fall flat] on your face and you bleed repeditively.
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Being [so tired] that you are about to pass out from [exhaustion]. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
Tripping and [landing] on your face. -
something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic [activity]
often used in [conjunction] with [fucktards]
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When someone makes [a ridiculous] [status update] when youve left your computer [signed] into Facebook.
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When a man or woman [plants] their face between another [persons] [legs].
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