Caucasianitis

[Donald Trump]

[Caucasianitis] is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.
This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in [4004] BC
The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm
-Inability to dance
-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively
-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for [Daughtry], bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like all [righty]! and no biggie!
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics
-eats [sun chips]
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.