Aero-excretory phobia

[Gregory]

Fear of [plummeting] [bird droppings].
Who HASNT been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? Its enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . Its not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb [slimes] its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, its also the stench.